【鲜菇杂谈】他说：我以后想住在IKEA那样的房子里
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小编： 185最近上课遇到了一个脑洞很大的学员，有点儿可爱，有点儿古怪，还有点儿耿直。
问他最喜欢在哪坐着？他说：桌子上，因为桌子才是最正确的位置。
问他晚上一般都做什么？他说：除了打游戏就是思考生命的意义。
问他喜欢和朋友在哪里见面？他说：在网上，打游戏的时候。
问他以后想要在广告行业工作吗？他说：只要给钱多，可以考虑。
问他经常看书吗？他说：有时间就看，但是一般都没时间。
我在想，如果考试的时候他真的这样说，考官会不会被他的特别所吸引，给出一个很高的分呢？如果是我，或许会吧。毕竟这么有趣的答案不多见呀。
今天课上我们练到了一道关于未来住所的part2话题。果然不出我所料，这个孩子又给出了惊人的思路。不是面朝大海的大别墅，也不是位置绝佳的市区公寓。
他说：我想住在IKEA那么大的地方。不仅仅是面积要大，里面的布置也要一样的，有很多东西。那里不是有各种不同风格的房间展品嘛，每天都可以有不同的体验。那么大的房间，住起来一定很爽。
我说：那以后你就去IKEA打工，然后当个锁门工人。等所有员工都下班了，你再待一会儿，感受一下一个人在巨大的宜家展厅奔跑的感觉，这不就差不多实现了么？
这道题目如下：
Describe a house or an apartment you would like to live in.
You should say:
What it is like
Where it would be
Why you would like to live in this house/apartment
And explain how you feel about this house/apartment.
根据他上课表达的内容，我整理出了文字，也做了一些修改，分享给大家。
I want to live in a house that is as big as an IKEA. Not just outside. The inside is also as good. It’s huge, so huge. If you have been there, you will know there are so many different types of furniture. Each day, you can change the style. That makes me feel like I own the IKEA. Just me, no one else. Also, there is a huge kitchen that offers many kinds of food. It’s a paradise. If I can live in such a place in the future, I would be extremely satisfied. There are so many options of all kinds of products including chairs, tables, closets, vases, beds, and so on. I can decorate my own room with all these products and live a different lifestyle every day. It’s better than owning just one apartment, which would be boring. Except for the kitchen, I don’t need anyone to work in my IKEA-style home. Just me alone. I can run from one side of my home to another side. Since it’s a big house, it will take me some time. It will be a good exercise. It’s just a dream. But we all need to have dreams even though it’s unrealistic.
虽然这个思路有点儿不切实际，但是表达起来确实会让听者眼前一亮。毕竟，梦想总是要有的。有梦想的人在描述他的梦想的时候也确实有那么一点儿可爱。
